iBrick 

The term used to describe an unactivated iPhone, due to the fact this it is mainly a useless, shiny, brick-like device until you wait the 24+ hours for it to work.

I can't wait until I can use this iBrick for something other than holding loose papers from falling off my desk.

iBrick by YanaBanana August 1, 2007

iBrick 

an iPhone that is rendered useless by ill advised hacking to try and unlock it by unofficial means.

I downloaded this software from the internet to unlock my iPhone, and i've ended up with a iBrick

iBrick by gbshahaq June 10, 2008

iBrick 

Apple's iPhone before activation. Refers to how useless it is when it can't do anything, and its striking resemblance to a brick.

I can't activate my iPhone, so I'm sitting at my computer crying and staring at my iBrick.

iBrick by thesadmonkey August 1, 2007

iBrick 

Any piece of Apple technology that you bought new only to find that it's completely useless less than five years later due to planned obsolescence.

Whoa! Is that an iPod 5GB?!
-Yeah, I remember I spent like $400 on it and now it's just an iBrick.

Dude, I don't know what to do with this iBook, I bought it in '02 and now it's basically an iBrick.

iBrick by missalissa June 10, 2008

iBrick 

An Apple iPhone that cannot be activated due to AT&T account problems, computer/software compatibility issues, etc.

I was excited to buy my iPhone on June 29, 2007, but ended up with an iBrick

iBrick by Dr. Wolf August 1, 2007

iBrick 

Large, bulky, ungainly MP3 players that are considered obsolete to the iPod, but really aren't, because they usually have mose space, better features, and are cheaper.

The Nomad Jukebox and Dell Jukebox are considered iBricks because of their sizes, but they're the best MP3 players out right now

iBrick by bigtones April 16, 2006

iPrick 

People who, after purchasing Apple products (iMac, iPhone, iPod, iBook) suddenly become superior, feeling 'sorry' for those lower feeders in society who don't own iAnything, and can often be found looking down their noses at others who do not share in their superiority.

Can often be found smelling their own farts, and often at art galleries or 'coffee shops,' carrying books like 'War and Peace' in their arm rather than their bag so that everyone can see what a damn fine smart arse they are.

1: "Check out Mark over there with his new iPhone... it does all this random shit you don't need a phone to do, unlike my old Nokia.."

2: "Yeah, I saw him in the Philisophy section of the library the other day smelling his own farts"

1: "But two weeks ago he didn't care about anything but football...and now he just ignores us when he walks by"

2:" Yeah, he's turned into such an iPrick..."

iPrick by CretinousWhelp February 3, 2010