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Born leader, will fight for their own self desires and for the protection of those close to him. You would really want to know a Mujtaba.
Mujtaba is a straight up boss.
Mujtaba is a smart, caring, and handsome individual. He is very secretly muscular and hung guy. He hides his face behind his mask to let competition happen between the hottest and most popular guys in school. He never takes a day off and is a super hard worker. If you knew this guy in high school, it automatically lays you in the popular roster. He is usually the guy who turns guys gay and makes girls tumble over as they are overwhelmed with his manliness. If you know a Mujtaba, please do not ever leave his life, you will forever regret it. If you ever do cross his path, you will face the pain from the weapon in his pants since he is very hung as said before. Don’t be surprised to hear a slapping noise against his thighs when he walks in your presence.
“Oh my god babe, if only you were Mujtaba!”

“Bro, I wish I was Mujtaba right now, that chick would be under my arms.”
Mujtaba by Garmich April 1, 2022
A person who is very handsome and resembles Sharuk Khan.

A person who is very smart and hardworking.
A person called the Number one Super Smash Bros player in his high school.
A person becoming a weeb.
His uncle is Gattu Bhai and Miya Bhai.
That guy looks like Mujtaba.
That guy is very Mujtaba.
Mujtaba by Miya Bhai and Gattu Bhai October 17, 2019

Mujtaba Hamid 

I came because I looked at Mujtaba Hamid
Mujtaba Hamid by Big Bhudda 69 February 24, 2022

Mutzaballer 

A person who is a try hard. Plays sports buts thinks he or she is better than they really are. Attempts to be funny by being a general ass hole. Any person who completely hates their family and hopes they die. Someone who is a flirt. Talks lots of shit behind other peoples backs. Any person who yells and bitches about other people then freaks out when it is done to them. A person who thinks there cool because they smoke and drink. Has a huge negative connotation.
Susie: Look at that boy over there.

Lory: Oh him, hes such a Mutzaballer.
Mutzaballer by connerandtheballers October 6, 2011

Mujtabah 

He's strong,vicious and fearless as well as being daring and caring!
Mujtabah is a straight up G
Mujtabah by Jamal ul mobeen March 21, 2017
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