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mustard monkey 

''shutup you stinky little mustard monkey!''

monkey mustard 

when some one is talking shite, you say this phraise. it works, trust
1) sorry mate your talking crap, its all monkey mustard to me

2) your tlking monkey mustard

Monkey mustard 

A liquid/solid mix of feces left in your underwear after sharting.
(Farts): I think I left a little monkey mustard down there.
Monkey mustard by A_2_spooky_sloth January 22, 2017

Monkey Mustard 

Monkey Mustard is when you fart so hard you shoot out globs of shit. Similar to shart.
Becky: -LOUD AGGRESIVE FART- (also sounds bubbly, and sounds like when you squish flarp.) Keisha: OOoo girl you definitely just shot out some monkey mustard.
Monkey Mustard by slimelord August 24, 2018

Money Mustard 

I mean... it's cum
She loved the sausage but wasn't so happy once she got the money mustard.
Money Mustard by JustThatGuy00 September 15, 2017
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020