muskophile

A fanatical follower of Elon Musk

That muskophile has got his tongue so far up Elon Musk's butthole he can tickle his tonsils.

by Muskbasher January 10, 2022

musicophile

a music lover.

He is always listening to all kinds of music, because he is a musicophile.

by battmon March 18, 2010

musicphile

A person who thoroughly enjoys listening to a wide selection of music, and varied musical genres.

Harvey has mp3's of Mozart, Cannibal Corpse, Tim McGraw, Fallout Boy, Frank Sinatra, 2 Live Crew, Beyonce, and Rob Zombie.

Yes, Harvey is a true musicphile.

by ed rogers February 1, 2006

mysophile

A mysophile is literally someone who loves dirt, as opposed to mysophobes, who are afraid of dirt. It can take any form, also as a sexual attraction. A mysophile can be a crusty or an unwashable, being attracted to dirty surroundings, clothes, anything foul or dirty

The John Waters film 'a Dirty Shame' is also about a mysophile

by Dirty Danny September 22, 2005

Markophile

a person who experiences many blonde moments who is unable to recognize his own blondeness and who is prone to random bouts of perversion interrupted by markoleptic slumbers

Any blonde guy you know who makes blonde jokes but has a far higher incidence of "blonde moments" than any blonde female and is decidedly blonde but claims to have light-brown hair. This individual is also often prone to randomly timed perverted jokes and a severe form of random narcolepsy dubbed "markolepsy" to make it specific to the markophile in question.

by Mensa_Musings August 18, 2011

musophilia

having a sexual attraction to mice.

The exterminator had musophilia, but not necrophilia, and therefore could not kill the mice.

by melissafraser May 11, 2009

Mysophile

Myspace Pedofile

(1) A 40 yr old guy posing as a 19 yr old guy to rape unsuspecting teen girls

(2) A perverted, nasty looking old dude who spends all his time on myspace trying to track down girls and guys

Oh man! that girl got raped and kidnapped by some dude! He's a total mysophile.

by Naught M.I. Realname June 28, 2009