mungshavies 

Burning raw asshole from improper wipe and untimely re wipe.

The porta John paper didn’t cut it and I waited too long to do a proper re wipe. Now I’ve passed the bungshavies stage and I have mungshavies.

mungshavies by ~tommyd~ October 4, 2023

bungshavies 

Itchy asshole.

I should have wiped better now I have bungshavies.

bungshavies by ~tommyd~ October 3, 2023

bungshavies 

An itchy condition of one’s asshole caused by inadequate wiping after a shit. Usually sets in when a re wipe is not done on time.

I ran out of toilet paper mid wipe after I shit. Now I have the bungshavies.

bungshavies by ~tommyd~ October 3, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004