bungshavies

Itchy asshole.

I should have wiped better now I have bungshavies.

by ~tommyd~ October 3, 2023

bungshavies

An itchy condition of one’s asshole caused by inadequate wiping after a shit. Usually sets in when a re wipe is not done on time.

I ran out of toilet paper mid wipe after I shit. Now I have the bungshavies.

by ~tommyd~ October 3, 2023

mungshavies

Burning raw asshole from improper wipe and untimely re wipe.

The porta John paper didn’t cut it and I waited too long to do a proper re wipe. Now I’ve passed the bungshavies stage and I have mungshavies.

by ~tommyd~ October 4, 2023