mummy poo

when a mother poos out of her ear right into her childs nose and then the child is aroused by the poo, the child then farts into the mothers mouth then causing her to lick her child all over!!

Omg.the other day my boyfriend/girlfriend did a mummy poo to me..it was sooo hot!

mummy poo by kyah and holly July 6, 2008

Mummy Poop 

When your poop lies sideways in the toilet and upon flushing becomes lodged with toilet paper draped over it.

Why the he'll did you leave mummy poop in the toilet? Gross!

Mummy Poop by Honeydog November 4, 2014

mommy poopy 

Slang term for dirty cocaine. Usually used in the mid-west region

Bro my homie got some mommy poopy and he's fucked up now.

mommy poopy by mommypoopyman October 30, 2020

Mommy Finding The Poop Sock 

when mommy finds the poop sock, it is devastating. you can never come back from the scolding that can come from finding the poop sock. you will be brought to town central and burned at the stake in front of everyone u love and called a witch for your sorcery of the poop sock.

mommy finding the poop sock

Mommy Finding The Poop Sock by Biome of Rec Room October 17, 2019

Poopie Mommy 

(1)A gigantic, amazing, euphoric bowel movement often resulting in a sigh of relief and a story to tell all when you have exited the bathroom. A truely memorable defication.

(2)To dominate a person or persons in any competitive event.

(1) "I had the best poopie mommy this morning when I woke up, I need to cut back on the late night munchies."

(2) "Wow that was a pathetic performance on your part, we poopie mommied all over your face."

Poopie Mommy by PoopieMommyOnFace September 4, 2009