mummy muff 

a vagina that has not seen action for epochs and thus is crusty, cobwebby, sandy, and extremely dangerous to those fool enough to undertake an excavation. also, possibly cursed.

*can also be used in a regular pejorative manner, in addition to being merely a descriptive noun

Todd: "That Barbara Bush probably has a vicious mummy muff."
Jim: "Yeah."

Mic: "OMG, guys. Teddy left at least five shelves of hair product in the bathroom. What a mummy muff!"
Maura: "Yeah, totally."

mummy muff by E. B. MacNaughton December 10, 2007

mummy muff 

a vagina that has not seen action for epochs and thus is crusty, cobwebby, sandy, and extremely dangerous to those fool enough to undertake an excavation. also, possibly cursed.

*can also be used in a regular pejorative manner, in addition to being merely a descriptive noun

Todd: "That Barbara Bush probably has a vicious mummy muff."
Jim: "Yeah."

Mic: "OMG, guys. Teddy left at least five shelves of hair product in the bathroom. What a mummy muff!"
Maura: "Yeah, totally."

mummy muff by E. B. MacNaughton January 5, 2009

Mummy-muffle

The act of using a large amount of toilet paper (rolled around your hand and held against your butthole) to silence potential loud fart sound while taking a dump in a public restroom.

To avoid any embarrassment while shitting in a public restroom, use the mummy-muffle

Mummy-muffle by Beezerbeez June 6, 2026

Muff cabbage Mommy 

A women who does not know how to properly order a screen protector and makes her child do it for her. once realizing the name on the package the screen protector comes in says muffcabage mommy, her child loses all internet privileges for good.

The Muff cabbage Mommy was upset when she realized her muff was very cabbage like.

Muff cabbage Mommy by silent bob! October 25, 2018