a vagina that has not seen action for epochs and thus is crusty, cobwebby, sandy, and extremely dangerous to those fool enough to undertake an excavation. also, possibly cursed.
*can also be used in a regular pejorative manner, in addition to being merely a descriptive noun
*can also be used in a regular pejorative manner, in addition to being merely a descriptive noun
Todd: "That Barbara Bush probably has a vicious mummy muff."
Jim: "Yeah."
Mic: "OMG, guys. Teddy left at least five shelves of hair product in the bathroom. What a mummy muff!"
Maura: "Yeah, totally."
Jim: "Yeah."
Mic: "OMG, guys. Teddy left at least five shelves of hair product in the bathroom. What a mummy muff!"
Maura: "Yeah, totally."
by E. B. MacNaughton December 10, 2007
Get the mummy muff mug.a vagina that has not seen action for epochs and thus is crusty, cobwebby, sandy, and extremely dangerous to those fool enough to undertake an excavation. also, possibly cursed.
*can also be used in a regular pejorative manner, in addition to being merely a descriptive noun
*can also be used in a regular pejorative manner, in addition to being merely a descriptive noun
Todd: "That Barbara Bush probably has a vicious mummy muff."
Jim: "Yeah."
Mic: "OMG, guys. Teddy left at least five shelves of hair product in the bathroom. What a mummy muff!"
Maura: "Yeah, totally."
Jim: "Yeah."
Mic: "OMG, guys. Teddy left at least five shelves of hair product in the bathroom. What a mummy muff!"
Maura: "Yeah, totally."
by E. B. MacNaughton January 5, 2009
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A women who does not know how to properly order a screen protector and makes her child do it for her. once realizing the name on the package the screen protector comes in says muffcabage mommy, her child loses all internet privileges for good.
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