Pretty straight forward really. The poor bloody woman who gave birth to you....as for this rather heated debate about the spelling, whether it is mum or mom. Well I would say it does really matter but I feel like yank bashing today so I will point out an error in american english which is blaring example of either arrogance or stupidity.
The word Lieutenant is pronounced incorrectly by americans, it is a french word and to spell in phonetically in english one would write it as Leftenant.
So the yanks fail...sorry
Oh also mum has something to do with keeping your mouth shut about something...read examples
The word Lieutenant is pronounced incorrectly by americans, it is a french word and to spell in phonetically in english one would write it as Leftenant.
So the yanks fail...sorry
Oh also mum has something to do with keeping your mouth shut about something...read examples
by senipa March 1, 2010
by The gre@test April 5, 2010
The correct shortening of 'mother'. Stupid Americans stole our language and took letters out of almost every word and changed letters, this included, turning it into 'mom'. Idiots.
by Thewin August 27, 2007
by Bobby De Niro August 5, 2004
I shagged will's mum bandy across the bedroom floor and then she sucked my penis hard and then the end went purple and a big green vein started to stick out of my penis so she licked the daddy juice off the end and caressed her breasts.
by Robert Harding April 18, 2005
What british people say instead of mom. Some people who say it are stuck up assholes who think Americans pronounce it wrong, but what we've actually done is perfect the language to what makes more sense, just like they invented muskets, but we've perfected them into high-tech guns.
british asshole: Hi mum, we're better than those Americans that say "mom".
American: Those stuck-up british fuckers can talk all the shit they want because they know and we know that they're just a bunch of pussies anyway.
American: Those stuck-up british fuckers can talk all the shit they want because they know and we know that they're just a bunch of pussies anyway.
by Nor_Cal_Jack October 24, 2005
The best person on planet earth. She will always be there for you no matter what. Don’t ever mistreat her. She’s the only one you’ll ever have. She’s beautiful. She’s kind. She’s caring. She has a huge heart. She knows your fake friends before you do. She will try her hardest to make you happy and you should never forget that she always loves you no matter what.
by Lol💋🍬 April 5, 2019