mumbled for 

Similar to "spoken for," when referring to relationship status, but more indistinct - when you are "mumbled for," you will hopefully be in a relationship soon, and it would be rude to engage in alternative romantic entanglements.

You might also be in a relationship with a person who mumbles.

Rob: Hey, you want to go enjoy the sunset together?
Jane: Sorry, I'm mumbled for - Dave and I have been seriously flirting for weeks now.

-or-

Jane: Hey darling, do we need more vegetables?
Dave: Hrmm mm huh roomm.
Jane: What?

mumbled for by Tenelladan June 9, 2011

mumbleforth 

a bumbling individual. Who is prone to asking ridiculous questions and who does not understand adverts. A notorious sufferer of hungry bum syndrome and giraffe neck.

A fan of unusual culinary dishes such as the little known 'pasta, tuna and a whole tomato'

'no mumbleforth you are wrong again'

mumbleforth by team noadivik December 29, 2007