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mumbleforth 

a bumbling individual. Who is prone to asking ridiculous questions and who does not understand adverts. A notorious sufferer of hungry bum syndrome and giraffe neck.

A fan of unusual culinary dishes such as the little known 'pasta, tuna and a whole tomato'
'no mumbleforth you are wrong again'
mumbleforth by team noadivik December 29, 2007
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Mumblemouth 

a)A word used to describe someone who mumbles; Someone who you have no idea what they are saying because they are either far too quiet, or they are mumbling (could be a combination of both)
That girl is a mumblemouth, no one can understand her.
Mumblemouth by danax16 June 27, 2010

Professor Mumblemouth 

A knowledgeable grey haired professor, who has a habit of literally mumbling while delivering a lecture, making it hard to comprehend.

Derivation- Inspired by the definition of the word mumblemouth on urban dictionary.
Professor Pandey warned his colleagues- " Speak loud and clear! Or else students will call you Professor Mumblemouth. "

Mumbleboth 

A derogatory term for someone mumbling nonsense and generally bothering people

Usually applies in social situations where an incoherent person is causing a nuisance
Check out that mumbleboth over there.
Stop mumblebothing me dude.
Mumbleboth by pigeondigger June 30, 2019
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026