multicrap

To go the bathroom and use the phone at the same time; either for business or pleasure. To get caught up on social media while using the restroom.

Because the Mexican food went right through James, he ended up taking a multicrap to get work done answering emails on the toilet preparing for his next meeting.

98.926% of the population multicrap daily.
32.6% only admit to it.

multicrap by Bstephen January 18, 2015

Multicrap

-noun
1.The plural form of crap.
2.Multiple games of craps.
3.A first throw of 2, 3, or 12, and a first throw of any other number must be repeated to win before a 7 is thrown, which loses both the bet and the dice. - a multicrap.
4.An 'un-curse word' - see @#%&.
5.A swear similar to, but worth more than, 'crap' - believed to be equal to a multiple of 5X greater than the term.

–Verb
1.To repeatedly fail to function properly.
2.To commonly 'be crappy' - see crap.

-He enjoyed playing multicraps.

-He needed another 5 in his multicrap.

-He could never keep his balance - He is always multicrapping.

-He swore as he fell, "Multicrap."

Multicrap by Linderwood May 12, 2009

Multicrastinate 

The ability to avoid doing many things all at once.

MULTICRASTINATION the inaction of not doing anything

I have 30 e-mails to answer and dinner to cook and a research paper to write, but I'm going to multicrastinate and listen to my sleep machine make white noise.

Multicrastinate by Waughmeister March 14, 2009

multifapping 

The act of masturbating to several erotic / pornographic subjects at the same time.

"Yesterday there were four of my favorite models playing on cam at the same time! I was multifapping like a motherfucker."

fap multitasking fapzapping

multifapping by Zozzone March 17, 2011

Multitrashing 

When you try to multitask and everything ends up going to crap.

I was cooking dinner, chatting with friends and texting. I ended up burning dinner, missing all the good stuff in the chat room and missing texts, basically multitrashing everything
.

Multitrashing by Delta Dinah June 2, 2012

multicrast

The art of performing multiple acts of procrastination simultaneously in order to avoid "real" work.

Instead of completing his TPS reports, Mr. Salty multicrasted, listening to music, checking concert schedules, and adding words to urban dictionary.

Related forms:
-multicrasting, multicrasted, multicrastor, multicrastiveness

multicrast by Otis Buford December 9, 2008

multifapping 

Masturbating while playing StarCraft 2.

I'm going to multifap when we play tonight.

I was multifapping when we played last night.

multifapping by Code Name: Dutchess December 1, 2011