A person that has agreed to go to an event, but every time they open their mouth there is an excuse as to why they are late and never end up making it.

The saying seems to have started in Santa Barbara during a bachelors party weekend, the longjaw mudsucker is typical from the area.

I just called Marin to see why he was late, but all I heard was excuses as to why he was late. I don't think he's going to make it, he is such a longjaw mudsucker.

longjaw mudsucker by SpekTro April 5, 2015

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Moffucked

The end result of watching a 'last episode' of any TV serial written by Steven Moffat, owing to the impossibility, confusion and pure anger at very complex and brilliant plots. Especially when there is a sizeable gap between one episode and the next. Usually found in relation to British Television shows Sherlock and Doctor Who.

A: Did you see that episode last night? It was infuriating!
B: I know! My head's been totally moffucked!

Interchangeable with 'mind-fucked'

Moffucked by Admixt February 8, 2012

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Muffuckle

(n) A muffled chuckle
(v) to make a muffuckle

Carly and Caleb had a muffuckle at the incoherent, meandering, and entirely inappropriate yet oddly hilarious ranting of their biology professor

Muffuckle by hylkemon July 27, 2019

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Moffucked

The state of confusion after seeing a new episode of the British TV Show Doctor Who written by head writer Steven Moffat, when more questions are raised than answered. Usually occurs after an episode that ends in a cliffhanger that hints at several possible conclusions.

Similar to being mind-fucked.

Person 1: Did you see last night's Doctor Who?

Person 2: Yeah, what is going on? I've been Moffucked yet again!

Moffucked by aiaisanotareal May 23, 2011

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mcfuckery

McFuckery is when one is so intoxicated that they decide to go there- (meaning McDonalds)- in the first place. And then, the McDonalds employees get one’s order wrong and don’t give said one any ketchup packets!

Joe: “yo bro, I know this is a first-world-problem and shit, but I was just handed some McFuckery.”

Bob: “What kind of McFuckery is this?!”

mcfuckery by Keronica Kadwell February 10, 2018

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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