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muffin club 

a group of silly people who are yUmmY muffinz
exclusive muffin club memberz ov 2oo3
*kaspa -bexley- choc.chip.muffin *vonzii -berala- blueberry.muffin
*tina -ashbury- chocolate.muffin *peter -st johnz- banana.muffin
*teddi -city- cinnamon.muffin *tony -canley heights- apple.muffin
*bao -miller- peanut.bran.muffin *phi -st johnz- cherry.muffin
muffin club by lidool laydee May 5, 2003

muffin club 

A group of large lesbian type woman which have fat hanging over their faces and hands, who like to stroke each other especially in their god given places to do the bad. sort of like assmongrels.
When I hit 300 pounds, I'm going to run for president of the muffin club.
muffin club by ToDDMaN June 10, 2003

anti muffin club 

an exclusive group of people who don't conform to what everyone else is doing, and aren't clones (since most muffins turn out the same). Originated from the book, A Ring of Endless Light, by Madeleine L'Engle.
Maria considered herself part of the anti muffin club, since she went against the grain of other people around her.
anti muffin club by Kp November 13, 2004

the Muffin Club 

A club of young people
the Muffin Club by Number One October 31, 2003
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