muffin butter
jis, sperm, cum, skeet, & other substances that, when inserted into the female sexual organs, produce a whining brat.
muffin butter by B. Z. September 11, 2005
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Muffin Butter
Similar meaning as "Butter Muffin". A nick name for a person who you care and love. He/she is so warm and comfy like a muffin and as well as being sweet and wonderful like butter!
Muffin Butter by Nixonjoint November 8, 2009
peanut butter muffin
peanut butter muffin by LeftNutGroping69 October 30, 2023
butter your muffin
"Is your muffin buttered? Would you like for me to assign someone to butter your muffin?" - Mean Girls
butter your muffin by acrobativity June 4, 2018
butter your muffin
butter your muffin by Urban Tony October 22, 2006
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butter my muffin by jmb jacquie May 30, 2008
butter her muffin
Butter her muffin:Have sex with her
From a classic line from the movie "Weird Science". Douchebag Chet (Bill Paxton) checks out crazy hot Lisa (Kelly LeBrock) and says he'd like to "Butter her muffin". This refers to finding her sexually attractive and the desire to have sexual intercourse with her. Lisa then transforms Chet into a pus spewing massive turd-like creature. One of the greatest comeuppances that ever comeuppanced.
From a classic line from the movie "Weird Science". Douchebag Chet (Bill Paxton) checks out crazy hot Lisa (Kelly LeBrock) and says he'd like to "Butter her muffin". This refers to finding her sexually attractive and the desire to have sexual intercourse with her. Lisa then transforms Chet into a pus spewing massive turd-like creature. One of the greatest comeuppances that ever comeuppanced.
Erik: Man, Kristjana is smokin' hot
Matt: She's not bad.
Erik: Are you kidding!?!?! I've give my left nut to butter her muffin!
Matt: She's not bad.
Erik: Are you kidding!?!?! I've give my left nut to butter her muffin!
butter her muffin by Gmonnaie September 30, 2008
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