muffin butter

jis, sperm, cum, skeet, & other substances that, when inserted into the female sexual organs, produce a whining brat.

"I've got your muffin butter in my belly button"
"AWW SKEET SKEET SKEET!"

by B. Z. September 11, 2005

Muffin Buttered

The term made famous by the film Mean Girls
Means too cum on a vag.

'Is your muffin buttered?'
'Would you like me too assign someone butter your muffin?'

by Katehhh March 7, 2008

Muffin Butter

Similar meaning as "Butter Muffin". A nick name for a person who you care and love. He/she is so warm and comfy like a muffin and as well as being sweet and wonderful like butter!

He is my sweet sweet muffin butter!

She is the love of my life, what a muffin butter!

by Nixonjoint November 8, 2009

buttered muffin

a pussy with cum in it

Is your muffin buttered ? would you like me to assign someone to butter your muffin ? - buttered muffin

by Kode-Nik April 29, 2006

buttered muffins

a vagina with sperm in it

nick was having sex with katie and he totally buttered her muffin. buttered muffins

by mista pimp December 18, 2009

Buttered Muffin

After almost reaching orgasm from doggy style, proceed to ejaculate on your partners derriere and massage the fun fluid in--buttering the muffin

Afetr seeing her just once, all I could think about was giving her a buttered muffin

by Chadwick818 June 18, 2011

Buttered Muffin

A girl who has had many partners. (Primarily English)

I went out with this girl last Friday, but my friend warned me she was a real buttered muffin, and I decided to quit it.

by Muffin Eater April 17, 2009