muffin basket

party with too many girls; as opposed to a sausagefest, which is a party with too many guys

laura: Did you go to that party?

margaret: oh yeah, but there were only girls there

laura: sounds like a total muffin basket

by karenthechthulu April 17, 2011

Muffin Basket

When a girl is wearing a short top that exposes her stomach, and wearing a tight skirt or jeans - where the fat rolls over the top of the jeans or skirt, is called the Muffin Basket.

Damn Jerry - that girls got a muffin basket the size of your car!

by Nick from hTown September 14, 2008

Muffin Basket

The type of condom used by guys that have a choad.

Dude you have a choad so use a muffin basket. they wont break on you

by Jake Albrecht January 23, 2009

Muffin Fuck Basket

When you fuck a guy/girl with a muffin top

"Dude..I saw this bitch walking down the street and wanted to give her a Muffin Fuck Basket as a reward for being hot"

by Booface=] December 17, 2007

Kentucky Muffin Basket

The Kentucky Muffin Basket is a taboo incestuous sex act involving family members (e.g., father, daughter, son) in a rural setup. It entails stuffing hot corn muffins into the daughter’s vagina, followed by double penetration from father and son, pulverizing the muffins into a cum-mixed slurry, and consuming the messy creampie as a degrading family feast.

“Sorry man, I can’t come out tonight by dad wants me home for a Kentucky Muffin Basket.”

by BrahmaBubba September 28, 2025