mud check

when you try to fart so hard that you let a wet one go, which may have ended up as a log in your shorts. Only a inspection of your underwear will reveal the true fruits of your labor.

Ah waiter! I will have a mud check

mud check by macdad March 31, 2003

Mudcheck 

The act of visiting the bathroom for the sole reason of an ad hoc butt wiping.

Man, my crack is feeling mighty un-fresh right about now. Time to head to the bathroom and do a mudcheck.

Mudcheck by Phil Fernandez January 18, 2023