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To pull your penis out of a woman's vagina and excreat bodily fluids. A common form of contraception, until filthy sailors started travelling around the world spreding diseases from port to port.
Todd thought he was swift, until he pulled out too late and ruined his life in the process
by macdad April 02, 2003

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A woman who is a fat ugly slut that drinks excessively.
I would rather insert a small glass tube into my urethra and smash my dick with a tack hammer, than talk to that liquor pig over there
by macdad April 02, 2003

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The greasy film left over genitals after a night of filthy sex
the testicle-demiglaze I have now is strong enough to bring a tear to a donkey's eye.
by macdad March 31, 2003

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To give a woman a cum shot accross her face before you leave.
As a momento for all the glorious times me and Helga spent together, I decided to leave her with a token of my esteam, a protein postcard
by macdad March 31, 2003

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To invert one's hands over the eyes to form a mock mask. Done while fucking a woman doggy style. An exclusive club you join in using this maneuuver. The move was originally created by Rat Boy.
Bro I pulled off the captain america last night, it was breath-taking
by macdad April 03, 2003

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when you try to fart so hard that you let a wet one go, which may have ended up as a log in your shorts. Only a inspection of your underwear will reveal the true fruits of your labor.
Ah waiter! I will have a mud check
by macdad March 31, 2003

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