Mudcheck 

The act of visiting the bathroom for the sole reason of an ad hoc butt wiping.

Man, my crack is feeling mighty un-fresh right about now. Time to head to the bathroom and do a mudcheck.

Mudcheck by Phil Fernandez January 18, 2023

mud check

when you try to fart so hard that you let a wet one go, which may have ended up as a log in your shorts. Only a inspection of your underwear will reveal the true fruits of your labor.

Ah waiter! I will have a mud check

mud check by macdad March 31, 2003

mumcheckster 

helicopter, a person who is a mumcheckster is always in other peoples business

“omg please stop eaves dropping, your such a mumcheckster”

mumcheckster by Phatty joop May 13, 2021