tall lanky man who lives in a small room constructed out of mountain dew and exclusively drinks mountain dew. maybe the occasional sip of water though. and he games.
Do you see that tall guy over? Yeah he is a "mt dew tall boy" He plays video games and drinks mt dew products all day and night. Sometimes water too.
When you get whip lash and your overflowing Mt dew spills on your pussy cuz they lids to the fountain drinks is bunk. Now you all wet and got Mt. Dew flavored Pussy.
My boy tubez was drivingreckless in the whip and I yelled o shit the dew spilled in my pussy and now I got Mt. Dew pussy