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Not to be confused with a person who is transgender or cross dresses. He is a person who is biologically a male and heterosexual, but speaks and acts like a fragile, elderly woman.
When it came time to shit in the woods, Andrew turned into Mr.ma'am and chose not to; destroying his bowel in the process of running to the nearest Taco Bell.
by PlatypusSteak January 28, 2015
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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