An individual with an unusual obsession with shitty Fujifilm cameras, old men, and a distinct lack of romantic success. Presley's Mum tends to look like His Father, which is evident with how his family tree resembles a chain. I'd call Him a toad-eyed-pig, but that would be an insult to the writhing monstrosity.
To do a Presley (Mr. PP) is being defined to dance with dead mice while thinking about your favourite Serial Killer
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.