mr. benyam 

when you have hard anal sex with shit in your mouth with a hot taxi driver and his son. you then throw up in his taxi and make him lick it up and shit it back out. then you do it all over for 15 minutes till you meet a maximum orgasm.

I gave kobe and phil such a great mr. benyam last night.

mr. benyam by snooshybear January 9, 2011

Mr. Benjamin 

a smart-ass teacher who terrorizes the shit out of 11th and 12th graders, but is somehow lovable at the same time.
he is known to tell interesting stories about prior students and events in his life, as well as give you great advice on how to continue existing.

he is going to mean-old-men hell.

"So you're in pre-med?"
"Yeah, I have Mr. Benjamin"
"Holy shit on a stick good luck"

Mr. Benjamin by asjdlfjasldfls shhhh October 25, 2012

Mr. Benjamin lore 

That one time Mr. Benjamin tag teamed with Terrence Howard and created a time machine to go back to ancient Egypt and helped the ancient Egyptians to build the pyramids using frequency manipulation in order to reach the Anunnaki aliens from planet Nibiru that came out of a wormhole in the sky, But then the Anunnaki attacked them and Terrence Howard got killed, so Mr. Benjamin mummified him and then applied frequencies to the body in order to Reincarnate him, after this Mr. Benjamin became a master of Frequency bending and defeated the Anunnaki by banishing them to the 11th dimension which then imploded and destroyed the Anunnaki. After this he went to the Aztec empire and helped them build a wall out of 1,200 ton blocks. He and Terrence Howard then got back in the time machine and came back to the modern era but then a tsunami made by the government was about to hit so he reverted the tsunami with frequencies, however while he was doing this the evil shadow government came and gave him a Covid vaccine which caused him to overdose on Iron and then die, However his spirit ascended all 11 dimensions and he became immortal and so he 1 shot the shadow government with his frequency railgun.

"bro did you hear the new Mr. Benjamin lore?"

"yeah it gave me permanent brain damage"

Mr. Benjamin lore by Still water drinker December 6, 2024