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sand mr head 

She is a BOOTYFUL girl and will always make you laugh. Sometimes somewhat hard to understand because of random texts but really nice and sweet
Look at sand mr head today. She is so nice
sand mr head by Kellamaker May 15, 2017

Mr potato head 

Mr potato head is one of the best toy and the best toy story character.
Mr potato head by Me donation January 4, 2021

mr.potato head 

a toy i which a child can rearange the toys features
look mommy i put his arms where his ears should be
mr.potato head by sockmonkey1 March 11, 2005

Mr. Pootato Head 

A sexual intercourse maneuver whereby the male places a set of oversized sunglasses on the female's upper buttocks when in the "doggy style" position, and then proceeds to insert his member into the female's anus. Thus giving the impression that the male is receiving a blow-job in which the female anus acts as a mouth when paired with the oversized sunglasses.
I achieved the Mr. Pootato head. It literally looked like her butthole was giving me oral pleasures.

Mr. Potato Head 

A fat dickhead who's fucking my wife
Matt aka Mr. Potato Head is banging my whore ex

Mr. Potato Head 

When a male has no penis, he is called a Mr. Potato Head, becuase he's all smooth down there.
"Wow, I wanted to have sex but NOW We can't becuase you lack a penis."
"It's not my problem I'm a Mr. Potato Head'
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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