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mozzling the toff

Person 1 "Is that the song Footloose I hear?"

Person 2 " Get out of my room! Don't you knock?"

Person 1 " Oh my god! You were mozzling the toff weren't you?"

Person 2 " What I do on Wednesday afternoons is my business."
mozzling the toff by Mr. Peyote March 20, 2011

anal muzzling

When one inserts their fist into one's asshole (usually another's) to muzzle a fart. It's like anal fisting, but the partner must be farting.
Girl: I think I'm going to fart.
Boy: YOU BETTER FUCKING NOT!
Boy: *intense anal muzzling*
anal muzzling by LeoGzz August 6, 2014
Greg: I was muzzling that girl last night and now her hair is falling out
Muzzling by Susan7688 June 22, 2018

Mizzling 

When its raining. Its not quite as bad as drizzling but its worse than spitting. Mizzling.
Hmm, its mizzling outside as the moment.
Mizzling by lorna2408 December 29, 2011

fuzz-mizzling 

when a stone-cold splifter next door is blazing up some serious wimbledon turf, and you're getting fun-faired round the back door for freebies or getting caked off your spanner for no green
you going tesco? I can't, I'm fuzz-mizzling", "I'm fuzz-mizzled off my jazzy phizzle right now", "stop fuzz-mizzling my free fumes you tramp", "I've been fuzz-mizzling since I was a wee bairn
The act of eating a warm mozzarella stick out of someone’s anus.
Dude, she told me she was into mozzing.
Mozzing by The_Saddest.Boi December 9, 2020