by koalawithkiwi July 16, 2018
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"Monserrat is so great she really makes my day."
"I know right, she always tries to help when I'm sad"
"I know right, she always tries to help when I'm sad"
by #EXACTLY June 7, 2019
Get the Monserrat mug.1. A degree of disorder, disarray, or confusion that is generally the result of either the long-term mismanagement of a process or the sudden, explosive collapse of a short-term project.
2. Advanced intoxication. Individual is minutes away from vomiting, blackout, arrest, or a beatdown. Generally used in West or Central Texas.
2. Advanced intoxication. Individual is minutes away from vomiting, blackout, arrest, or a beatdown. Generally used in West or Central Texas.
1.) J: "How bad was the condition of the jobsite you visited?"
D: "Man, they have got that place fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."
2.) F: "That guy has been drinking all day."
L: "He's fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."
D: "Man, they have got that place fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."
2.) F: "That guy has been drinking all day."
L: "He's fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."
by jcodya December 22, 2009
Get the fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower. mug.A mamacita with beauty & brains. Many guys will KILL to get with a sexy chick as herself and may girls will kill to be her. (Heck, even nature is attracted to her). She has a smile that is contagious. A Monserrat may be quiet at first, but once you meet one you'll never forget such a sweet, generous person. She is no way shallow and has a huge heart with kind spirit. But if you piss her off, she rip you a new one with her Jeet Kune Do. WARNING: You will talk for hours and hours of great conversation with a Monserrat. (You have been warned).
Girl 1: I have the best friend in the world
Girl 2: She must be a Monserrat
Dude 1: Man, Jimmy is lucky to be with Monserrat
Dude 2: I want to hit that from the back!
Girl 2: She must be a Monserrat
Dude 1: Man, Jimmy is lucky to be with Monserrat
Dude 2: I want to hit that from the back!
by CaptainEos9412 August 18, 2013
Get the Monserrat mug.Approximates to: You just fucked up big time, and now you're answering to me! Originated in the military.
Commanding Officer: You tried drifting a Humvee till it went Tango Uniform and then blamed it on your bunkmate?! Your ass is grass, boy, and I'm the mower!
by anonymous January 29, 2005
Get the your ass is grass and I'm the mower mug.Monserrat is and angel beautiful girl she loves to read ,play sports most likely soccer and she likes hanging with her bestfriend . She also lovesss dogs . You know she’s mexican because her name :). She is really shy at first but if you meet her watchout !!! She is really weird . She isnt afraid to do anything . She has a million crushes too! she loves making new friends And lastly she has the best taste in style !!!
by Didhebeb December 14, 2019
Get the Monserrat mug.She is a really a beautiful girl she loves nature a she is also a smart person has a beautiful smile.She is really cool she helps her friend's ,she gives really good advise on life and love,every guy will die to get her .(WARNING)if you get her mad she will be a devil don't ever mess with her never.
by life_45 November 30, 2016
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