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Moatassime 

A Sociopath that loves lolis and anime girls, has a huge cock and hates black people and jews
Moatassime is the hottest man alive UWU
Moatassime by Moatassimefanboy123 November 21, 2021

Mouthasim 

Food so good you could orgasim
Man that pasta was so good i think i had a mouthasim!
Mouthasim by squrralz420 May 20, 2009

Mountassir 

A name that literally means 'Victorious' in Arabic. Mountassir's are extremely rare, so if you ever come across one, you've literally met a one in a million guy. They like to pursue honesty & fairness and thus have a deep desire to see good being done in the world.

Quiet and reserved unless you get to know them, but intelligently delightful and very kind and warm. They're viciously loyal, trustworthy and a perfectionist at heart, so they truly make the best friends and companions as they try to put their loved ones before themselves.

If you do meet a Mountassir, hold onto him because you've just made a special friend for life.
Hey did you see that dude who feeds that old cat by the dumpster everyday? He's such a Mountassir.
Mountassir by Totemokawaii November 22, 2021

moustassination

The removal of a truly grand moustache. Removed by any means that destroy the integrity of the epicness off the moustache. Light trimming does not count.
Paul shaved off his crazy, bushy 'stache, thereby comitting moustassination.
He is a like a cow he is very smart he's Handwriting is so cool. His friends calls him Moo.
Muhtasim can you moo like a cow.
Muhtasim by Your sincerely Nos-bhai November 23, 2021
A boi with a beard who may potentially play a Wolf in a film project. Likes to speak about random things and never does his practice problems for math on time. He's very kind and makes slightly offensive jokes sometimes. He smiles a lot and never seems to get angry. A weeb who speaks Japanese kinda correctly and also makes bad attempts at Spanish. Is interested in String theory and is awkward when approaching some individuals. Often gets bored in film class and also does not do film readings. Overall a wonderful person who wants people to dye their hair blonde.
Oh wow, I see Muhtasim across the Quad, WOW!
Look! Muhtasim has not shaved in two days!
Muhtasim by viciousvikinds March 5, 2019
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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