mouse turds

The gunk that accretes on the bottom of a computer mouse.
Argh, my computer pointer is jumping all over the place.

Try cleaning off the mouse turds.
by col.panik June 15, 2011
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catshit and mouse turd

Substitute these words for the popular sandwich condiments (ketchup and mustard) to impress and/or disgust your friends and loved ones.
Would you please pass the catshit and mouse turd, grandma?
by Steve Scholten July 30, 2005
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