Giant, sagging, wobbly, stretch-marked breasts that are so big you'd need a ready supply of oxygen to conquer them. Usually the only "attractive" feature a man can find on a grossly overweight woman, even when drunk as hell.
guy 1: "I was so tit-faced last night"
guy 2: "yeah, I could tell, you were in and about that fatty all night"
guy 1: "oh jesus, now I remember, did I try to conquer her mount everbreasts?"
guy 2: "you had to be revived by paramedics mate"
guy 1: "Sir Edmund would be ashamed"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.