Motor Pool
A group of individuals that work in the "motor pool" of a military unit. Said individuals usually reek of low intelligence, normally working there because they had inadequate ASVAB scores. It is commonly believed the average mechanic retains an IQ similar to that of an apple.
"Motor Pool" individuals are quite odd in some facets. For instance, they often times will find contest in just about anything. For example, one could be walking and say to the other "look at that cool rock over there" and the other, if motor pool, might likely respond with "i bet i can lift more of those cool looking rocks than you".
"Motor Pool" personnel also suffer from low self esteem, so they cure this by talking smack to every person they meet, as well as trying to prove their own masculinity to themselves, which they are uncertain of.
Also, while unknown to most, "Motor Pool" personnel also fix motor vehicles, generators, or anything that uses a "motor".
"Motor Pool" individuals are quite odd in some facets. For instance, they often times will find contest in just about anything. For example, one could be walking and say to the other "look at that cool rock over there" and the other, if motor pool, might likely respond with "i bet i can lift more of those cool looking rocks than you".
"Motor Pool" personnel also suffer from low self esteem, so they cure this by talking smack to every person they meet, as well as trying to prove their own masculinity to themselves, which they are uncertain of.
Also, while unknown to most, "Motor Pool" personnel also fix motor vehicles, generators, or anything that uses a "motor".
"Hey man, where you been all morning?"
"Oh I've been arguing with the motor pool over who can bite their finger the longest"
"Oh I've been arguing with the motor pool over who can bite their finger the longest"
Motor Pool by Huck104 August 21, 2008
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