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motherpause 

Motherpause (adj/n/v): a moment when you are caught off guard and surprised by your intense love for your child which might result in awkward crying and/or physical displays of emotion.
"My kid just whispered he loved me in his sleep while I tucked him in and I totally motherpaused." (verb)
"Oh she's fine! Just having a motherpause" (noun)
"I know I shouldn't care so much, but ugh that's a motherpausal thing right there!" (adj)
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motherpuker 

Baby that causes morning sickness and makes his/her mother puke in the early stages of pregnancy due to all those hormonal twisters. It’s used interchangeably and/or instead of motherfucker, simply because you don’t wanna call your little baby that.
I swear the gods, if this motherpuker doesn’t allow me to go to work tomorrow, I’ll be so motherpuking mad.
motherpuker by Paxois January 13, 2019

motherpacker 

A person who packs too much stuff for a holiday/vacation trip, usually ready for everything that might remotely happen, like a mom would.
"Geez, I have a tear on my board shorts!"

"Go ask Jenny if she brought a sewing kit, that girl is a motherpacker"
motherpacker by konikz April 9, 2009

motherasser

a real insult and a real word fuck you
Jester is a motherasser
motherasser by Lierin May 1, 2019

Dumb Motherasser

A dumb ass bitch who don’t know shit. Has to be someone who’s had or received anal sex with, or from a MILF, hence, a mother-asser.
Yo I heard Ricky banged Tyrone’s mom’s ass last night. Tyrone has gang affiliations, Ricky is probably a dead man now, did this to himself tho, dumb motherasser.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026