Mosue

The event in which a straight man trips over onto a penis, with the penis entering his mouth.

Adam: "Mate are you okay? You look down."
John: "Not really... last night I totally mosued, it was embarrassing."
Adam: "Eww that's sick!"

Mosue by rainbowsuncream October 30, 2011

Malcom Moses 

One who excels in preppy english and white history.
One who is also rejected by the black community cuz dat shit cray.

"Hey man, you heard that dude giving a briefing infront of a group? He sounded like a "Malcom Moses"

Malcom Moses by cucuyo34 June 18, 2012

moslem 

An alternative spelling for muslim and pronounced the same as muslim.

The 'o' in moslem is pronounced the same as it is in words like 'woman' and 'bosom'.

Moslem was the preferred spelling until the first half of the 20th century

Moslem and muslim are pronounced the same way; upon hearing either word you wouldn't know they were spelt differently.

moslem by Hairy Pot-Herb December 19, 2020

moseydick 

to take an excessive amount of time to complete a task

I would have gotten to the beach an hour ago but the car ahead of me was moseydicking.

moseydick by BrOhio97 August 22, 2020

Reverse Moses 

The sexual act of keeping your partners legs firmly together whilst you attempt penetration. Can also be used in the same vein post penetration and in many situations where instead of parting ones legs, you must keep them shut tightly together, thus its name.

My girlfriend made me Reverse Moses her last night, took 20 minutes to get the tip in, but damn was it worth it!

Reverse Moses by SpectreGrimm August 28, 2019

lil mosey is green 

when lil mosey is green

"Lil Mosey is green" - Kanye East

lil mosey is green by hahahahahahahahahahahahahh1236 June 14, 2021

Mexican Moses 

A turd found floating in a lazy river at a Mexican resort.

"No otra vez," said Pablo as he grabbed the skimmer. "Not another Mexican Moses."

or

"Dios mio! Look out for that Mexican Moses!"

Mexican Moses by Mia Mames McGillicutty November 12, 2011