mossadgyny

The ideology that drove Operation Tomato Garden and "The Battle of Tomato Hill." Its main tenets are the belief that all TRUE MOSSAD PATRIOTS (Pink nail army) will receive TAD and big titty blonde girls.

"MOSSEIL MOSSADGYNY"

-Prime Minister Gomerson charging against the Tomatan forces during the finalization of Operation Tomato Garden.

by Boam Bomerson January 19, 2024

Massagyny

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH MISOGYNY!!! A religion founded by Sir Alexander MacGregor in the 14th century, in which it's fellowship partake in ritualistic massages on the sabbath and often times the congregation will partake in sexual pleasures with one another. There are 69 commandments, or as others like to say, positions one must follow in order to be accepted into the religion or considered a Massaganist. (Alter boys are considered back scratchers to anyone without a partner.)

Today is Sunday, we must practice our Massagyny religion, so lets take out our sacred oils and lotions and lather each other up in the name of The Holy Latherer.

by Alejandro M August 23, 2010