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Massagyny

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH MISOGYNY!!! A religion founded by Sir Alexander MacGregor in the 14th century, in which it's fellowship partake in ritualistic massages on the sabbath and often times the congregation will partake in sexual pleasures with one another. There are 69 commandments, or as others like to say, positions one must follow in order to be accepted into the religion or considered a Massaganist. (Alter boys are considered back scratchers to anyone without a partner.)
Today is Sunday, we must practice our Massagyny religion, so lets take out our sacred oils and lotions and lather each other up in the name of The Holy Latherer.
by Alejandro M August 23, 2010
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mansogyny

the hatred or dislike of men or boys. Mansogyny can be manifested in numerous ways, including sexual discrimination, denigration of men, violence against men, and sexual objectification of men.
Mansogyny has taken feminism to a whole new level
by Strami August 29, 2013
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Massaging The Donut

I didn't prepare for that speech at all; I was completely massaging the donut.
by Orukum May 16, 2010
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massaging

To rub someone's body such has back feet and neck to be relaxed
My boyfriend is massaging my back to relax it after a stressful day at school.
by Annagu14 April 22, 2016
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Massaginist

A person who must stroke their own.. 'ego' because of how they treat woman.. Or alternatively, those of the opposite gender they identify with and or they falsely believe they are better than.
A hard core playa is often a massaginist.
by Civildk November 19, 2017
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crotch-massagingly

adverb: eliciting such a pleasurable response that one is forced to massage their crotch.
"Jessica Alba? She's crotch-massagingly hot!"
"I finished my term paper... it's crotch-massagingly comprehensive."
by AlexAtGT June 16, 2006
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massaging kink

When your partner massages the knots out of you back and the moans from pain turn them on.
"Oh yeah that guy was kinky, he had a massaging kink"
"No way, I'm so jealous!"
by Dudethatsforshizuptheyinyang January 18, 2018
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