Massagyny

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NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH MISOGYNY!!! A religion founded by Sir Alexander MacGregor in the 14th century, in which it's fellowship partake in ritualistic massages on the sabbath and often times the congregation will partake in sexual pleasures with one another. There are 69 commandments, or as others like to say, positions one must follow in order to be accepted into the religion or considered a Massaganist. (Alter boys are considered back scratchers to anyone without a partner.)

Today is Sunday, we must practice our Massagyny religion, so lets take out our sacred oils and lotions and lather each other up in the name of The Holy Latherer.

Massagyny by Alejandro M August 23, 2010

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mansogyny

the hatred or dislike of men or boys. Mansogyny can be manifested in numerous ways, including sexual discrimination, denigration of men, violence against men, and sexual objectification of men.

Mansogyny has taken feminism to a whole new level

mansogyny by Strami August 29, 2013

Related Words

Massagyny • massagynist • mansogyny • masaganya • masogyny • Massagenistic • Massagin' • massagina • massaging • massaging kink

Massaging The Donut

To make something out of nothing

I didn't prepare for that speech at all; I was completely massaging the donut.

Massaging The Donut by Orukum May 16, 2010

massaging

To rub someone's body such has back feet and neck to be relaxed

My boyfriend is massaging my back to relax it after a stressful day at school.

massaging by Annagu14 April 22, 2016

Massaginist

A person who must stroke their own.. 'ego' because of how they treat woman.. Or alternatively, those of the opposite gender they identify with and or they falsely believe they are better than.

A hard core playa is often a massaginist.

Massaginist by Civildk November 19, 2017

crotch-massagingly

adverb: eliciting such a pleasurable response that one is forced to massage their crotch.

"Jessica Alba? She's crotch-massagingly hot!"
"I finished my term paper... it's crotch-massagingly comprehensive."

crotch-massagingly by AlexAtGT June 16, 2006

massaging kink

When your partner massages the knots out of you back and the moans from pain turn them on.

"Oh yeah that guy was kinky, he had a massaging kink"
"No way, I'm so jealous!"

massaging kink by Dudethatsforshizuptheyinyang January 18, 2018

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026