mortgage eyes
Someone who is boss-eyed. One eye goes one-way and the other eye goes a different way. One eye is fixed, one is variable - hence, mortgage eyes.
mortgage eyes by WaveyDavey258 April 1, 2021
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Mortgage eyes
A person of ill repute known for their sticky fingered thievery identifiable by their eyes being unable to both look at the same thing at the same time. Like mortgages, ones fixed, ones variable.
Mortgage eyes Deano stole that old ladies purse, when I questioned him about it he couldn’t look me in the eye
Mortgage eyes by Unclegripper December 27, 2022
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Mortgage eyes
When an eye of a person remains fixed on you and the other eyes is looking at their own ear
One is fixed and the other is variable
One is fixed and the other is variable
"Watch out Mum, the woman in the little yellow car is about to run is off the road"
" Don't worry love, look she is gesturing to us that it's our fault, it's only Mortgage eyes from down the road!"
" Don't worry love, look she is gesturing to us that it's our fault, it's only Mortgage eyes from down the road!"
Mortgage eyes by Pcmreform January 17, 2026
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