by myguymclovin December 17, 2018
A game where two men sit side by side, separated only by a make-shift ‘wall’. Both contestants masturbate until ejaculation.
The aim of the game is for the contestant to hit the other contestant with their ejaculate, shooting up and over a wall like a mortar.
The aim of the game is for the contestant to hit the other contestant with their ejaculate, shooting up and over a wall like a mortar.
Keith: ‘Me and Lucious were playing mortar strike last night’
Matthew: ‘Oh cool, did you win?’
Keith: ‘Yeah’
Matthew:’Really? Congrats’
Keith:’Na just kiddin’ I am infertile and unable to create a child without the aid of science, and now I have semen in my chest hairs’
Matthew: ‘Oh cool, did you win?’
Keith: ‘Yeah’
Matthew:’Really? Congrats’
Keith:’Na just kiddin’ I am infertile and unable to create a child without the aid of science, and now I have semen in my chest hairs’
by TWC.TV April 12, 2018
Filling a sock with fresh crap that you just took and launching it into the air at an unsuspecting group of people. Must be launched in the air at a decent height. Works best after a night of heavy drinking and eating spicy food.
The people next door were being too loud at night, so Monty decided to launch a Mexican Mortar Strike on them.
by Jameson Vandersnatch September 05, 2011
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 03, 2025
alex reigning death from above
holy shit look at that mortar strike
by myguymclovin December 17, 2018
by myguymclovin December 17, 2018