Mortar Strike

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A game where two men sit side by side, separated only by a make-shift ‘wall’. Both contestants masturbate until ejaculation.

The aim of the game is for the contestant to hit the other contestant with their ejaculate, shooting up and over a wall like a mortar.

Keith: ‘Me and Lucious were playing mortar strike last night’
Matthew: ‘Oh cool, did you win?’
Keith: ‘Yeah’
Matthew:’Really? Congrats’
Keith:’Na just kiddin’ I am infertile and unable to create a child without the aid of science, and now I have semen in my chest hairs’

Mortar Strike by TWC.TV May 25, 2018

Words you can keep

mortar strike

multiple shits

dude i just shot a mortar strike into your toilet

mortar strike by myguymclovin December 17, 2018

mortar strike

alex reigning death from above

holy shit look at that mortar strike

mortar strike by myguymclovin December 17, 2018

mortar strike

multiple shits

dude i just shot a mortar strike into your toilet

mortar strike by myguymclovin December 17, 2018

Mexican Mortar Strike

Filling a sock with fresh crap that you just took and launching it into the air at an unsuspecting group of people. Must be launched in the air at a decent height. Works best after a night of heavy drinking and eating spicy food.

The people next door were being too loud at night, so Monty decided to launch a Mexican Mortar Strike on them.

Mexican Mortar Strike by Jameson Vandersnatch September 6, 2011

The Mortar Strike: The Eternal Spanish Hit List: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 220: The Mortar Strike: The Eternal Spanish Hit List: The First Juvenile Release...

The Mortar Strike: The Eternal Spanish Hit List: The First Juvenile Release... by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Mortal strike

An ability in the game World of warcraft which heavily impairs healing on the stuck player for a short period of time. Many healing classes complain that it is overpowered. Mortal strike is also known abriviated as MS

Priest:"OMG I owned by Mortal strike QQ Nerf pl0x"
Warrior:"Lol l2p, call the care police noob"

Mortal strike by Nanobreaker August 4, 2007

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026