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Mexican Mortar Strike

Filling a sock with fresh crap that you just took and launching it into the air at an unsuspecting group of people. Must be launched in the air at a decent height. Works best after a night of heavy drinking and eating spicy food.
The people next door were being too loud at night, so Monty decided to launch a Mexican Mortar Strike on them.

Mortar Strike 

A game where two men sit side by side, separated only by a make-shift ‘wall’. Both contestants masturbate until ejaculation.

The aim of the game is for the contestant to hit the other contestant with their ejaculate, shooting up and over a wall like a mortar.
Keith: ‘Me and Lucious were playing mortar strike last night’
Matthew: ‘Oh cool, did you win?’
Keith: ‘Yeah’
Matthew:’Really? Congrats’
Keith:’Na just kiddin’ I am infertile and unable to create a child without the aid of science, and now I have semen in my chest hairs’
Mortar Strike by TWC.TV May 25, 2018

mortar strike 

dude i just shot a mortar strike into your toilet
mortar strike by myguymclovin December 17, 2018

mortar strike 

holy shit look at that mortar strike
mortar strike by myguymclovin December 17, 2018

mortar strike 

dude i just shot a mortar strike into your toilet
mortar strike by myguymclovin December 17, 2018

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