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Moronsexual
A: I'm proud to identify as a moronsexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy once asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.
B: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
A: *taking off their clothes* omg you're so damn stupid.
B: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
A: *taking off their clothes* omg you're so damn stupid.
Moronsexual by bellkiryuu July 14, 2020
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moronese • morones • moronest than that • Moronsexual • moronosphere • Momoness • moroney • Moronism • Moronsa • moonestrin
millville-morons
A bunch of uneducated adults from the same gene pool that are all living in one crackerjack box in millville, n.j., AKA illville
millville-morons by jpg3 August 14, 2011
Moronsexual
Moronsexual by YeetTheBeet November 6, 2019
moronoscopy
A medical procedure of bashing something blunt up someone's arse to assess the level of their moronism.
moronoscopy by Fuckingstupidsite November 14, 2013
Moronist
Someone who doesn't care about your race, gender or religion, but doesn't like you because you are a moron.
In today's world this is what makes you moronist:
You don't like people who play videos laud on their mobile phone while on the airplane or any other public transportation
You don't like people who touch bread in the shop with their bare hands
You don't like people who play on the mobile phone while walking in the Tube during the rush hour
You don't like people who throw rubbish around
You don't like people who do stupid things and don't care about other human beings around them
The list is endless.
In today's world this is what makes you moronist:
You don't like people who play videos laud on their mobile phone while on the airplane or any other public transportation
You don't like people who touch bread in the shop with their bare hands
You don't like people who play on the mobile phone while walking in the Tube during the rush hour
You don't like people who throw rubbish around
You don't like people who do stupid things and don't care about other human beings around them
The list is endless.
I don't care what's your background, I don't like you because you don't care about others around you. I am a moronist.
Moronist by irefusestupidity April 15, 2020
Moronosaurus
A Moronosaurus is The dumbest mammal on earth. The variation, Moronosaurus Rex, is the dumbest of the dumb.
Ever have someone that is so dumb it's mind numbing? They are most like a rare species of Moronosaurus.
Ever have someone that is so dumb it's mind numbing? They are most like a rare species of Moronosaurus.
That Don is such a moronosaurus. He can't do anything right.
If I have to listen to that moronosaurus one more time I think I might have to join the School of Dumbasses.
If I have to listen to that moronosaurus one more time I think I might have to join the School of Dumbasses.
Moronosaurus by Bodily Harm August 17, 2008
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