Mormon Party

A party which is considered normal until one person invites many unknown friends, who show up unbeknownst to the host, and were not invited either for a reason or shouldn't have been invited in the first place.

Dammit, David just made our pre-game party into a Mormon Party! Next time we drink at his place... upper deck!

Mormon Party by thypalsh October 30, 2008

mormon trampoline party 

A party that involves Mormons and trampolines.

Sean's Mormon trampoline party was really fun.

Yes, those Mormons really know how to jump!

mormon trampoline party by ericstaunlich April 22, 2019

Mormon Panty Liners 

Special Holy sanitary pads used by Mormon women to protect their Mormon Underwear from "the curse". These are sometimes also used by Mormon men to avoid being embarrassed by Mormon Crotch.

1. Naomi didn't want the class to know she would be unclean for a week, so she used Mormon Panty Liners to hide the shameful stain.

2. Upon seeing his 13-year-old bride, Jeremiah immediately developed Mormon Crotch. Fortunately he had planned ahead, and taped a Mormon Panty Liner over his throbbing member prior to the wedding.

Mormon Panty Liners by Cuntoleezza Rice May 12, 2008