morelli

The act of dating, marrying, or otherwise engaging in a relationship with someone that is drastically less attractive than yourself, often to the bewilderment of friends, family, or colleagues.

Any woman marrying Flava Flav would be pulling a serious morelli.

by Dr. Puffington August 21, 2009

morelli

v.; to get into a school because a family member works at the school.

morellied

She got into yale?

Ya, I heard she morellied her way in.

by TyranicalTeabagger February 24, 2010

Morelli

A loud dysfunctional italian family that lives in New York City, Italy.

I couldn't sleep at all last night.

Why is that?

My new neighbors are Morelli's!

by MJStreet Bird March 8, 2021

Morelli

a drunk

by RFigz69 May 24, 2003

Morelli

The last name of a twenty something year old guy in Norwalk CT who is known for having a small penis.
The act of having a small penis

I got to get out of this water before I get a Morelli!!

by Mr. Leonard December 10, 2004

anthony morelli

Worst College Football QB Penn State has ever seen...

1: How did Anthony Morelli do today?
2: He passed for 1000 yards and scored 18TD.
1: Who cares he still sucks

You can't ever see his name in newspapers without Interception next to it

by Avais Khan January 4, 2009

Morelli vacuum

When a girl farts while your going down on her, you catch it with your mouth and blow it back in to her mouth without her knowing what is going on

I gave my girlfriend a Morelli vacuum last night

by Mollies December 28, 2021