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Jim Moriarty 

Jim Moriarty is probably the best villain you will ever have the pleasure of watching. He is both scary and super funny at times. He is the center of a web. He is a consulting criminal. Played by the fabulous actor Andrew Scott.

You should see him in a crown.
Jim Moriarty can go from super wacky to dark and scary...

Jim: The flirting's over Sherlock. Daddy's had enough now~

Jim: SAY THAT AGAIN. Say that again and know that if you are lying to me, I will find you... and I will skin you...

Jim: Every story needs a good old fashioned villain.
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Mordor button 

The button or switch that you use to call nurses and doctors, usually located behind your hospital bed. Because it takes "one ring to bring them all".
Looks like I'm gonna have to use the Mordor button now---damn glucose IV line keeps on coming out of my arm!
Mordor button by pentozali October 2, 2007
The Deepest Depression Ever; a mental or emotional breakdown.
I've been to Mordor Over 30 Times!!!! & Came back to tell the tale!!!! I am a Survivor!!!!
Mordor by Starchylde December 24, 2014

Modaring 

sleeping for several continuous days, even through natural disasters
F: What have you been doing over the weekend?

M: I’ve been Modaring the whole time!
Modaring by IVUL February 3, 2020

Jim Moriarty 

Jim Moriarty is the sexiest, most annoying yet badass villain you will ever gaze your Sherlockian eyes before. He is the most evil person ever and he destroys everything but you still love him. Jim Moriarty is the cause of some of the best Fanfictions ever. He is a huge massive bitch but god damnit, he's a sexy mother f**ker.
Jim Moriarty: "Hahaha look I'm evil!"
Everyone: "You are soooo sexy!"
Jim Moriarty: "Here's a death threat on an apple!"
Everyone: "SEXY!"
Jim Moriarty: "I KILLED SHERLOCK DO YOU LOVE ME NOW??"
Everyone: "You bitch! I still love you!"
Jim Moriarty: "I killed myself."
Everyone: " NO!"
Everyone: .........
Jim Moriarty: "Did you miss me?"
Everyone: "YOU BASTARD! OH. GOD. YES!!!"
Jim Moriarty by Johnlock_is_Bae October 16, 2015

Missoula Mortar and Pestle 

A marriage of the pittsburgh steamshovel and a skullfuck. Taking a shit in the empty eyesocket of a one-eyed hooker, then squishing your cock into it. Extra points awarded for the famed "Eye to Mouth" move afterwards.
Stump: I got rolled by a one-eyed hooker last night

Nick: How?

Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet