Morbology is the study of phenomena “Morb”. cosmology. The metaphysical study of the origin and nature of to completely and utterly accomplish anything, like a task or a competition, in an overwhelming and insurmountable success.
The morbologist, studing “morbology”, morbedly morbed all the tasks given to him by his superiors in utmost fashion.
A smart person who doesn't know what they are doing. (A smart idiot)
Person 1: *Gets a license*
Person 2: Wow! You're really smart!
Person 1: Aw... Thanks!
Person 2: Can you help me study for my license?
Person 1: Sure! *Tries to help you study but doesn't remember anything*
Person 2: Wow. You're such a morosoft.
A combination of the definitions of morbid and verbose. Describes a person (or speech) who while decidedly morose, loquaciously talks on and on an earful to the point of ennui in the listener, who should still feel somewhat empathetic.
The academic field of study pertaining to the art of bad film making. Morbologists often deal with thought-provoking research questions such as "WHY SONY, WHY???" or "To morb or not to morb?". To this day nobody knows the answers to these questions, not even the most exceptional morbologists.
Friend: Hey wanna come grab a drink?
Me: Sorry man I gotta study for my morbology finals
Friend: So when are you free?
Me: *looks at the Morbius 24/7 twitch page* Never, I'm afraid...
Friend: Oh, ok
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.