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Moral World Cup
The Moral World Cup is an award given to international cricket frauds, England. They have won this award every year except for 1932-1933, when they used dangerous tactic Bodyline to stop GOAT batsman, Sir Donald Bradman. The name for this award comes from the 2023 Ashes, when World Class fraud Johnny Bairstow left his crease and got stumped by Alex Carey fair and square. Since then England complain about the spirit of cricket, despite World Class English ghost Stuart Broad smashing it to Michael Clarke at first slip and not walking in 2013.
Other characteristics include losing constantly to six time World Cup winners Australia (in all formats), inability to retain the Ashes, winning a fraudulent World Cup final in 2019 (New Zealand are the actual winners), constantly complaining about the spirit of the game and making lame excuses for their poor performances in the 2023 World Cup, (despite Australia playing WTC, Ashes and CWC). England are truly finished but are the only team to ever win the Moral World Cup.
Other characteristics include losing constantly to six time World Cup winners Australia (in all formats), inability to retain the Ashes, winning a fraudulent World Cup final in 2019 (New Zealand are the actual winners), constantly complaining about the spirit of the game and making lame excuses for their poor performances in the 2023 World Cup, (despite Australia playing WTC, Ashes and CWC). England are truly finished but are the only team to ever win the Moral World Cup.
Guy 1: England are so finished, they lost to the sheep farmers, Afghanistan
Guy 2: At least they won the Moral World Cup
Guy 2: At least they won the Moral World Cup
Moral World Cup by realistpenduhater November 29, 2023
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