Mop Bucket Dump 

The Mop Bucket Dump is one of the most heinous of all acts of defecation. The anal sphincter opens to allow a virtual geyser of liquid feces to explode from the rectum and oring. The explosive force, sound, smell and the look of a Mop Bucket Dump achieves its notoriety from the that is looks no different than if a Janitor had emptied his or her filthy, used, dirty mop bucket water out into the toilet. Pure liquid dirt. You cannot tell the difference between the Mop Bucket Dump and a dumped mop bucket.

The Mop Bucket Dump is typically the result of poor dietary choices but may also be a result of food poisoning or other gastrointestinal conditions.

Steven thoroughly enjoyed his entrée of fresh, Norwegian prawns although he thought that they might have been a little off and rancid due to the smell and tangy after taste. About an hour later, he found his ass plastered to the toilet and arms gripping the handrails as he blew a wet, steamy, dirty, brown Mop Bucket Dump. As the sweat dripped from his brow, he realized that the prawns were in fact off.

Mop Bucket Dump by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2015

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012