mooseology
mooseology by Marymoose99 May 1, 2006
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Mootology
A cult that is based on moot. Like christianity there are the ten comootments instead of the ten commandments. These laws must be adhered to or removal from the cult will occur. This cult was created at a yr 11 retreat by three boys, this united all the boys in the year and was the only experience that made retreat enjoyable. This cult has spread around quickly and has adherents from the age of 12 to 18. The Ten Comootments are;
1. Thou shall always raise
2. Thou must use the word moot in vein
3.Thou shall give moot respect five times a day
4. Thou must acknowledge with moot in and moot out
5. Thou must cleanse thy moot every full moot
6. Thou shall not be tempted by the anti moot
7. Thous shall not touch the black moot (benin)
8. Thou shall not touch the hairy moot (benin)
9. Thou must make the pilgramootige to moot
10. Thou must mootidate by yelling moot at 4:20pm only
Founders: lk,tb,nd
Mootology is a very complex religion with a large amount of haters/antimoot and thou must not be tempted by the antimoot and failure to do so results in the immediate removal from the cult. Mootology is one of the fastest growing cults in australia and is gaining followers exponentially. It is where one finds true fulfillment in life. All praise moot! Benin means haram/not allowed
1. Thou shall always raise
2. Thou must use the word moot in vein
3.Thou shall give moot respect five times a day
4. Thou must acknowledge with moot in and moot out
5. Thou must cleanse thy moot every full moot
6. Thou shall not be tempted by the anti moot
7. Thous shall not touch the black moot (benin)
8. Thou shall not touch the hairy moot (benin)
9. Thou must make the pilgramootige to moot
10. Thou must mootidate by yelling moot at 4:20pm only
Founders: lk,tb,nd
Mootology is a very complex religion with a large amount of haters/antimoot and thou must not be tempted by the antimoot and failure to do so results in the immediate removal from the cult. Mootology is one of the fastest growing cults in australia and is gaining followers exponentially. It is where one finds true fulfillment in life. All praise moot! Benin means haram/not allowed
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Moistology
Moistology by The Moistologist March 30, 2017
moserology
The University Studies that focus on the Study of "Lil Moser". There are Moserology courses offered by Oxford, Cambridge, Yale and Imperial for the brightest of the aspiring moserologers. When you are done with your diploma or phD the world is basically yours as you can basically do any job that pays more than 100k a year and you will have millions of bitches on your cock 24/7 because of the unlimited amount of clout you have for being a moserologer.
Example 1-
John: Damn how does Jacob have so much money and so many girls on his dick at the young age of 24?
Fred: He just graduated from Moserology, he's a lucky guy
Example 2-
Donny: Whats up bitch wanna fuck me?
Felicia: What the fuck ew fuck off creep
Donny: How dare you speak to a moserologer like that?!
Felicia: Oh my god you're a moserologer??? sksksksk i'm so sorry and I oop-
John: Damn how does Jacob have so much money and so many girls on his dick at the young age of 24?
Fred: He just graduated from Moserology, he's a lucky guy
Example 2-
Donny: Whats up bitch wanna fuck me?
Felicia: What the fuck ew fuck off creep
Donny: How dare you speak to a moserologer like that?!
Felicia: Oh my god you're a moserologer??? sksksksk i'm so sorry and I oop-
moserology by DantoskiGaming September 9, 2019
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