A Moonlord is a person (subhuman or other) who is wealthy enough to not only visit the moon multiple times but sell parts of it on the internet systems of Earth.
As in “Woah, Virgin are selling land on the moon, thus making Branson a moonlord.
Person 1: "Moreword Moreword"
Person 2: "Did you seriously had to speak Morewordic to me"
Person 3: "Morewordia Morewordia"
Person 2: "DID I EVEN HEARD OF THAT SLANG OR LANGUAGE"
Person 4: "Morewordian Morewordian"
Person 2:"I quit"
Person 6: "Morewordi Morewordi"
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.