monthly blood

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also known as pussy and/or vagina.

made famous by the Red Hot Chili Peppers in their song titled "Purple Stain".

Indeed this can be a fun place to mess around with on a lady, but catch yourself around it at the wrong time of the month and it can turn you off quicker than a light switch.

"I put my middle finger in your monthly blood is what i win..." by Red Hot Chili Peppers

monthly blood by Freed-olay January 15, 2008

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Monthly blood

Period, menstruation, dyeing your panties red, crimson splash, Aunt Flo, the dreaded red drip, the curse, monthly gift, bloody waterfall, bleeding week.

Don't talk to me. I'm having monthly blood.

Monthly blood by zimmygirl777 January 22, 2025

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monthly blood sacrifice

1. Slang for 'period', when a woman's uterus is 'shedding', and preparing for having a baby.

**made up names**

Kendall: "Delilah can you just shut up? I'm on my... Monthly blood sacrifice!!!"

monthly blood sacrifice by みすりす September 22, 2022

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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