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montaeya 

She look like a monkey , she don’t listen she definitely don’t take showers 😂😂
Montaeya y u dirty?
montaeya by Sheshetaytay May 22, 2018
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A Montaea is a women capable of producing a stunning effect because she is the literal embodiment of the human ideal. When you see a montaea in person, you briefly experience a hint of humanity's greatest potential. You essentially receive a concentrated drug hit of life itself. A montaea is life, not in the sense that she is the meaning of life, but that she is the physical embodiment of life, the most utterly pure and concrete form of the abstract notion of what it means to be alive. It's an almost mystical experience in that it feels otherworldly. Montaeas, when seen in contrast with the unremarkable appearance of the average woman, seem almost to be heavenly creatures. A montaea can be, literally, intoxicating.
Dang, Angelique is the right combination of personality, confidence, and physical attraction. She's definitely a montaea!
montaea by M A A M February 16, 2019
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Montaya is one of the best friends you can have loving caring and will never let you down even when ever body else is she is also 1 of my penis bros
I Montaya you
montaya by Blakehortonswag May 14, 2017
Montaya is the most sportiest person going she never gives up and has the beauty inside of her.Montaya is rarely to get named and also pretty and not smart lol
Montaya you are the best in the world
Montaya by Miss girl 102 February 20, 2021

Montanya 

Complete boss at everything in life from the time they wake up until they go to bed. Known for being super sexy and carrying themselves very well. Usually the more mature one out of the group.

Known to be almost god like. Also known to never settle for less. Seeks partners that also piss excellence. Extremely well rounded. A great person to have around.
"That guy is amazing! He must be a Montanya!"

"See that guy with that hot chick? Yeah he's deff a Montanya!"
Montanya by LovelyBones101 August 24, 2011
Montaya is amazing she has curly hair and goofy all the time amazing best friend you can ever have if she’s your friend girlfriend she’s a keeper best girl you will ever meet she’s good at advice boy advice girl advice any advice and smells great
Hey montaya

Hey how you doing

Good you

Great have a good day

You to
Montaya by Vello January 11, 2022
A name of a girl who’s nothing but caring especially for herself and others.Shes always laughing with a smile on her face during the worst days.She is the kind of friend who’s always got your back If you have hers. But she keeps to herself most of the time.
Monaeya is always a good friend.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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