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monkey tennis 

poorly implemented, of poor quality or bad
That was fucking monkey tennis!
monkey tennis by SimonBr May 5, 2007
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Monkey Tennis 

To be all things rock and roll life style related. ie sex, drugs, rock, roll, prostitutes, porn, booze, guitars, loud noise, dirty women, fighting, arrests, tattoos, yowza, etc
The Monkey Tennis Experience, Leeds based rock band are fucking YOWZA!!
Monkey Tennis by Barnarby Quim March 3, 2004

monkey tennis 

haha, look at them women trying to play football; it looks like monkeys trying to play tennis
monkey tennis by Mr Rense April 20, 2004

Monkey Tennis 

Its Monkey fucking Tennis what do you want a diagram you cunt?
Monkey Tennis by J January 9, 2004

Monkey Tennis League 

Derogatory term for the Scottish Premier League, due to its poor quality. See monkey tennis.
The Monkey Tennis League is very much like 2 people completing a season on FIFA in amateur mode.

Tennis Shoe Money 

Somewhere between dirt poor and F*#% You Money. It's the initial indicator of modern financial freedom, allowing a person who has Tennis Shoe Money to wear trendy athletic shoes while conducting business activities that would otherwise demand a different class of foot wear. Generally centered around tech start ups, Tennis Shoe Money has spread to other business sectors.
What's up with the silver sneakers at the office?

He's got Tennis Shoe Money.
Tennis Shoe Money by Izri Simms March 1, 2011
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