monkey syndrome 

Monkey Syndrome - The Female Monkey is not as brave as the male when moving from one tree to another. She doesnt let go of one branch until she has already gotten a good grip on another...

Jamie`s cheating bitch of an ex-girlfriend had a classical case of monkey syndrome... He is heartbroken.

monkey syndrome by jimmydthemantosee November 6, 2017

mama monkey syndrome 

The act of picking pimples on other people like a mama monkey picking bugs off their babies.

why must you pick my pimples like a mama monkey? you have mama monkey syndrome.

mama monkey syndrome by expedition18 January 20, 2023

FMS (Flying Monkey Syndrome)

When people (usually people of power; bosses, parents, etc) are obviously/blatantly making things/shit up - You can almost see Flying Monkey's coming out of their ass!!

Oh I see Flying Monkey's; and they are coming out of your ass. FMS (Flying Monkey Syndrome)

FMS (Flying Monkey Syndrome) by mbinsane February 22, 2011

Brass Monkey Syndrome 

When you become so monke you get brass monkey

‘He definitely has Brass Monkey Syndrome’

Brass Monkey Syndrome by 𝕀𝕒𝕞𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 March 23, 2021

monkey scroutum syndrome

The state of mind in which you think you have monkey powers and decide to jump around from tree to tree butt naked while throwin your feces at people who happen to look at your weird ass.

Dude that mo'fo got monkey scroutum syndrome, he b throwin his shit all up in my grill

monkey scroutum syndrome by All Knowing Monkey October 17, 2010

Monke Syndrome 

At any given point of time, the number of stages of MS is given by the cumulative dumbfuckery that person has carried out or thought about from his birth till that very specific point of time

Last night Monty was telling me that he is cool because some girl saw his instagram story.
I think he is diagnosed with Monke Syndrome

Monke Syndrome by Neriv October 15, 2020

monke syndrome 

At any given point of time, the max number of stages of MS is given by the cumulative dumbfuckery that person has carried out or thought about from his birth till that very specific point of time. By this definition, the max stages of MS can never decrease. It'll either remain constant in best case or keep on increasing.

Yesterday Monty was telling me that he was cool because some girl was stalking him via his instagram story

I think he is diagnosed with Monke Syndrome

monke syndrome by Neriv October 15, 2020